" the Scottish, Scousers, accents, a near twenty minute guide to his mind with animated pictures, with ideas, problem solving, facts, language, fears, faith & spirituality, dumb things, social issues and love (sex), his views on charity, old people and ageing, talking during sex - the most mundane things to say, weight, writing an autobiography with notes and animated pictures about his looks, his career, his childhood, being catholic, his sexual awakening and the order of Girls Aloud members he would want to have sex with, he takes questions from the audience, he and the audience sing his favourite song "Sweet Caroline" and ending with some unpleasant jokes to offend"
