TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Clive Anderson; Paul Merton & Russell Davies
ROUND ONE - FILM CLIPS:
Ian & Clive - BSB and Sky merge
Paul & Russell - The Sun's 'two-fingers at France' campaign
Ian & Clive - Heseltine's public popularity level increases
Paul & Russell - Terry Marsh acquitted of attempting to murder boxing promoter
Scores: Ian & Clive 4; Paul & Russell 4
ROUND TWO - TABLOID HEADLINES:
Paul: 'THE 'BANANA BANDIT' WHO SLIPPED UP'
Man holds up bank with a banana
Russell - EXEMPT: THE HOLY CHURCH OF GNOME - postman sets up 'gnome church' to avoid paying poll tax
Clive: 'I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE A WOMAN'
Pete Townshend claims to be female
Ian: 'OIL LOOKS WELL FOR PRINCE FILL-UP!'
Oilwell found in Windsor Castle grounds
Scores: Ian & Clive 6; Paul & Russell 10
ROUND THREE - CONNECTIONS:
Ian & Clive - Tory MP complains about Gulf hostages' families
Paul & Russell - survey shows more people know the seven dwarves than they do the Cabinet
Scores: Ian & Clive 8; Paul & Russell 12
ROUND F
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