TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Tony Slattery; Paul Merton & Robert Harris
ROUND ONE - FILM CLIPS:
Ian & Tony - the launch of the 1,000 ECU coin
Paul & Robert - Saddam visits Kuwait after invasion
Ian & Tony - the Hubble telescope breaks
Paul & Robert - Conservative Party conference
Scores: Ian & Tony 4; Paul & Robert 5
ROUND TWO - TABLOID HEADLINES:
Paul: 'SCOTTY THE BUSMAN BUNGLED MY SNIP OP'
Bus conductor carries out private circumcisions
Robert: 'THE DAY AMERICA WAS SHUT'
Deficit in USA forces one-day closures
Tony: 'HOW THEY TOOK THE NEWS FROM MARS TO GHENT'
UFO sightings in Belgium
Ian: 'DON'T RING US!'
BT put charges on directory enquiries
Scores: Ian & Tony 8; Paul & Robert 9
ROUND THREE - CONNECTIONS:
Ian & Tony - Fergie holds £60,000 party at Southfork
Paul & Robert - Madonna has cow hormones injected in her lips
ROUND FOUR - ARCHIVE:
Ian & Tony - Thatcher follows Robert Harris during election walkabout report
Paul & Robert - David Waddington 'at home' documentary
Scores: Ian & T
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