TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Jan Ravens; Paul Merton & Martin Young
ROUND ONE - FILM CLIPS:
Ian & Jan: Berlin celebrates unification
Paul & Martin: Labour Party conference
Ian & Jan: Labour delegate has sex change
Paul & Martin: Ramblers hold mass trespass on private property
Scores: Ian & Jan 5; Paul & Martin 4
ROUND TWO - TABLOID HEADLINES:
Paul: 'COME UP TO MY PLACE AND SEE MY SHARKS!'
Man has two pet sharks in his flat
Martin: 'POLICE GUARDS PAY RENT TO KING'
Tom King charges rent to guards protecting him
Jan: 'ZAPPED BY YOUR ZIP!'
Swedish engineer invents zip which bleeps when undone
Ian: 'WRITER'S MOTHER LIBELLED BY BBC'
Dennis Potter sues Mary Whitehouse over comments about his childhood
Scores: Ian & Jan 9; Paul & Martin 8
ROUND THREE - CONNECTIONS:
Ian & Jan - Romanian holidaymakers at Pontin's apply for asylum
Paul & Martin - embroidery expert claims Bayeux tapestry is a forgery
ROUND FOUR - MINI-HEADLINES:
Ian & Jan - WHAT A GENIUS; STOUT WALKER; BROUGHT TO BOOK
Guinness croo
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