TEAMS: Ian Hislop & Sandi Toksvig; Paul Merton & Kate Saunders
ROUND ONE - FILM CLIPS:
Ian & Sandi: Labour MPs visit Saddam Hussein
Paul & Kate: Ceaucescu's son jailed for murder
Ian & Sandi: Winnie Mandela goes on trial
Paul & Kate: George Foreman's comeback heavyweight bout
Scores: Ian & Sandi 5; Paul & Kate 2
ROUND TWO - TABLOID HEADLINES:
Paul: 'JIMMY HILL PUT US OFF OUR DINNER'
Jimmy Hill bombs as last-minute replacement after-dinner speaker
Kate: 'WITH THIS PISTOL I THEE NICK!'
American undercover cop's fake wedding
Sandi: 'NO ONBOARD CHAINSAWS, PLEASE'
Chainsaws banned from airline hand luggage due to fire hazard
Ian: 'THE GREAT PLAGUE OF 1990'
Rising crime figures blamed on careless victims
Scores: Ian & Sandi 8; Paul & Kate 5
ROUND THREE - CONNECTIONS:
Ian & Sandi - Tory MP sends girlfriend to spanking school
Paul & Kate - Lord Sutch offers job to George Best after drunken 'Wogan' guesting
ROUND FOUR - MINI-HEADLINES:
Paul & Kate: HELPLESS; STRUGGLE; GLAMOUR; EXPLOS
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