Reactions from members of staff range from nonchalance to panic when Jonty announces his plans to give Kirke University's bank balance and academic reputation a boost.
Jonty, titillated by his mousy Maths Lecturer Imogen Moffat's success, insists all the staff take a leaf out of her best-selling book.
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