Watch The Howard Stern Channel 9 Show online: Episode 65 Episode 65

Mark Harris welcomes Sandi Korn, Don Juechter (security guard), Letha Weapons, Denise Miller (Kielbasa Queen), Kenneth Keith Kallenback, Fred the Elephant Boy, Quenton the Stutterer, Veronica Rudolph (spokesmodel of the year), Underdog Lady, Kessler Raymond, Becky Wreck, Heather (femme lesbian), Michelle & Don Martelle, Dan Forman, Gary Dell'Abate, Gene Rayburn, Jerry Vale, Andrew "Dice" Clay 1st Annual Sphinctie Awards hosted by Howard Stern Gene Rayburn explains the Sphinctie Awards Most Outstanding Performance in a game show -Daniel Carver beats Magdela DeJesus & Sandi Korn Most talented spokesmodel - Wendy Lewis Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Maria Most Humilating Way in using a staff performer other than Dan Forman - Marc Berglass beats Ellen Lindor, Gary Dell'abate & Jackie Dan Forman's Best performance - Baby Jesus beats Danbe the Genie, Pilgrim & Halloween viking Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS with spokesmodel Maria Best topless appearance-Veronica Rudolph beats Devon (34D), Cheryl Baker, Leetha Weapons (66HH) & Al Rosenberg (52C) Most racist segment -Ted the Janitor beats Fred the Elephant Boy & Doug the Dwarf Jerry Vale introduces the accounting firm of Haskin & Cleaver Most embarrassing body part on a cast member - Howard's butt beats Howard's stomach, Jackie's stomach, Ralph's front tooth & Gary's teeth Best use of a person with an infliction - Kenneth Keith Kallenback Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Maria Best original choreography - Underdog Lady beats Tempest, Stern's Kennedy Peepee Dance Lifetime cleavage award - Robin Quivers Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Maria Best lesbian kiss - Becky Wreck & Michelle beat Heather & Kate Boone, Denise & Ronnie, Felicia Gold & Angel Valentine, Jean Nat & Keisha Bon Jovi presents best Stuttering John respondent-Imelda Marcos beats Ted Williams & Joey Adams-Jimmy Augustino accepts Andrew "Dice" Clay as Max Cady - speech against Arsenio Hall

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