THE LEGEND of the BLAIR THUMB
(as told by a local fisherman)
" These kids, the Biarly twins, Emily and Emile Briarly got lost in the woods. They'd been there hundreds of times, but this time, they got lost. Then they saw this woman, floating in the air. They were frozen- couldn't move! She took their heads and switched them. She switched their bodies, too. They came out looking exactly the same, but they had been all switched up."
" The search party went into the woods, in search of the five lost victims. Apon reaching Hangnail Rock, the torture inflicted on these brave men unfolded. Each was bound to the other, positioned one behind the next. Each man's hand was in the next man's pants. The men promptly turned and asked the search party to leave, and to mind their own business. Hours later the men were found, decapitated, and very tired. The search party left to find a sheriff, but upon return the bodies were gone. All that was found, was a Streisand CD, and a minidisk single of " It's Rainin' Men."
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