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Watch The Onion News Network online: Episode 291 Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.

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