This week, Johnny is treated to a double-whammy of humiliation. First, Patti kicks him in the balls (or ’nads, as one schoolyard interviewee calls them) after he tries to kiss her (we get the story secondhand from the tragic forgotten child Cory, who heard the whole thing go down when he was under the playground stairs eating dandelions after his alcoholic mom forgot to pack him a lunch). Then, in the throes of pain, Johnny loudly sharts (hint: it requires a change of pants) in front of the whole schoolyard. But after finding a come-hither note from Patti on Johnny’s person, Nick, our husky-voiced hero/playground leader, suspects foul play.
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