Mordecai and Rigby are about play a video game, call Dig Champs and Rigby said it looked just like the cover (which it didn't) then Mordecai said they should play it but Rigby said they should stretch their "hammies" but Mordecai started it anyway. Then he picked player 1 but Rigby said that wants to be player 1 and not player 2 because he has the "sucky" pickaxe but Mordecai said there the same then Rigby said that HE should be player 2 but he also don't want to use the "sucky" pickaxe so they play punchies to see who gets to be it. Of course, Mordecai wins, as Rigby said that he sick and tires of punchies but Mordecai said he doesn't beat anybody at punchies. Rigby said that he does beat people at punchies but Mordecai said that he don't flashback shows that Rigby get beaten by Muscle Man, Pops, and even Skips, who made Rigby seriously injured by damaging one of his butt cheeks. Rigby overreacts and trashes Mordecai's room, and he finds an ad on a phone book for a martial arts class. Despite the class being for self-defense, all Rigby wants to use the moves for is for revenge against Mordecai, which the sensei does not appreciate then he saw the death punch and wants to use it but the sensi said he is not pure of heart then Rigby said that the sensi is not pure of heart with the "crappy" mullet. Then the sensi get mad and turned and said when he gets to 3 of death Rigby will be toast but Rigby steals the death punch from the book and learns to use it at first he tried it but it said he needed a mullet then he tried it again but still couldn't do it and looked at the picture and needed to cut shorts and he did it. Rigby then conquers the park with his new punch and makes the inhabitants his slaves and also getting revenge on the ones who beat him, causing Mordecai to stop him and learn another death kwon do move call the death block and he use it to block Rigby’s death punch. However, their fight gets them trapped inside a lava pit, and Rigby will not stop letting more lava into the pit until he beats Mordecai at punchies then he remebers how many times he beat Rigby in punchies. In order to save themselves, Mordecai pretends that Rigby beat him, and he stops punching but now they are being surrounded by lava and are going to die. Mordecai uses another move to get himself and Rigby out of the lava pit. Then back at the house he lets him be player 1 in the video game they were playing earlier. But when Rigby loses on the first round in the first few seconds, he wants to be player 2 now as he did not know the snails in the game were bad.
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