Down to Earth maniac, Gary Slasher, and his delightfully dead wife, Erin, are set to tackle one of the most important horror movies ever -- 1980’s Friday the 13th.
Sean Cunningham’s classic is dissected by the sharp tongues of this deadly duo whose bitterness over not having made it big in the horror industry has driven them mad.
In order to avoid any potential accidental injury while viewing, please review the following:
* No skinny dipping in lakes, fornicating in woods, or “getting busy” in general.
* Please keep keen eyes on any children swimming whose safety you are in charge of.
* Clothing is not legal tender in Monopoly.
* Having alternate lighting is a bonus, however if none is available shouting “Hello” into the darkness almost guarantees your immanent death.
* There’s always time to stop for a nice cup of Joe.
* No doob, puff, crank, duff, spaz, or goof balls.
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